Friday, October 17, 2008

HAPPINESS

Okay... yall know me as a spazz-ish, right?? well... now i've created a new way for me to get my "spazzms" and change them into random articles of enjoyment. How you ask?? Well, i'mma tell you right now.

STORIES

ok i just LOVE to tell stories. If you are marie or mandy, then have already heard my stories before, and dontcha just lov em??! Its a wonderful way to make you feel happy inside. When ever any of you guys are sad, just come to me, and say melisa, i need a storie... NOW. And i will tell yall one, then you will be happy, and live the rest of you life happy as can be. Just in case any o fyou guys happen to be sad right now, i'lll give you a little sample story, to make you feel a little better. (by the way, my stories are so very random, and you might not entirely understand)

Okay, so once upon a time, in a land freakin far away, where no one goes any more, lived a lonely fan maker. This fan maker hated to make fans, and would rather go to africa, and swim with the jelly fish. One day, he marched straight up to his boss (himself) and said, "i quit". His boss (himself) was quite apolled but eventually agreed, and let him go to africa and attempt to live his dream. When he arrived in africa, he began living like they did. He ate at the same times (once a month) and did all of the work for his house himself... Eventually he died of starvation and never became a "swimmer with the jellyfishes..." BECUZ THERE WEREN"T ANY IN AFRICA!!! HAHA GET IT?!?!?!

Ok i didnt' say they had to be HAPPY stories, i said that they would make you feel happy. and i said they were random right?? yup sure was random melisa. Ok.. that just reminded me of my favorite poem. (sorry i'm being random.. itll be short)
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I'm schizophrenic...
and so am i.
Yay, that was a beautiful poem... but i better go now, because my timer is 'a ringin for muh cookies.
LOVER of ALLL LOVING LOVE (with cherries)
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Melisa